Sporting Fools
Sporting Fools
Sporting Fools

Sporting Fools

The frequent and occasional humorous musings behind two of the World's greatest underappreciated sports minds.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The Whizzinator...

Onterrio Smith, decent talent but not very bright:
Smith acknowledged to airport police that he was carrying dried urine, along
with a device called "The Original Whizzinator" and a bottle of pills labeled "Cleansing Formula." He told police the kit was "for making a clean urine test,"
according to the police report, and said he was taking the materials to his cousin.

Oh yeah, of course why would anyone think he was using it for himself. After two strikes in the NFL drug program he's committed to being clean.

But he really needs to work on his "cousin", that guy has a drug problem.

Onterrio Smith Caught With Kit to Foil Drug Test [Star-Tribune]
Whizzinator Home Page: Undectable! Foolproof! Re-Usable! [Link]

Posted by TPrincess 10:19 PM ||
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