Sporting Fools
Sporting Fools
Sporting Fools

Sporting Fools

The frequent and occasional humorous musings behind two of the World's greatest underappreciated sports minds.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

We've Got a Guest for Sunday Brunch...

Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome Tiger Woods! He's been busy for 142 weeks but after a 71 on Friday, Woods will get to enjoy the weekend with his lovely wife because he missed the cut line. It's only the second time in his career that Woods has failed to play through the weekend.

Woods has had several close calls during this streak (15 to be exact). But none as close as not making it. But Tiger always takes things in stride.
"I couldn't quite find what I needed to make the right golf swing," said Woods, who shot a first-round 69. "I tried to bandage my way to the finish."

Well Tiger will have to cover those wounds with a hot blonde and a pile of money. I hope it helps.

Impossible Is Underestimated: Woods Is Out [NYT]
Tiger's Cut Streak At a Glance [Chicago Tribune]

Posted by TPrincess 1:19 AM ||
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