Sporting Fools
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Sporting Fools

Sporting Fools

The frequent and occasional humorous musings behind two of the World's greatest underappreciated sports minds.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

The Best DAMN Sports Figure


Now Serving Desperate Housewives.

John Salley and Tom Arnold used to be on the Best DAMN Sports Show together. That's pretty much where the similarities end. Thanks to the boys at PTI and a few gossip sheets it's been passed around that Salley has been seen at the occasional nightclub swapping stories (and saliva) with the top desparate housewife, Teri Hatcher.

Now with the romance surrounding Eva Longoria and Tony Parker along with the silly controversy of a naked Nicolette Sheridan jumping in the arms of Terrell Owens makes me think that some of these housewifes are desperately seeking athletes.

However, we should all bow down and send a toast out to Mr. Salley. He is obviously a man amongst men. How much does anyone want to bet that Salley might make a little guest appearance on the new season of ABC's hit show?

Short & Tall of Teri Hatcher [Page Six]

Posted by TPrincess 2:47 PM ||
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